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A: Twice?! You're gonna do this to me twice ?! Hey, no! You'd fucking stop right now!

B: What

A: Don't you dare live me in your bed again!

B: I've got to go

A: I know you, I know you're lonely. I think you need someone to want you, well, I do want you. So, be brave and want me back.

@

(a door's noise, already closed)

1: I'm looking for three porno, two ninja stars (...)

2: You think you'd be spelled for this?

1: No, they'll have to explain why, wouldn't they? I reckon that when this is over they'll pretend it never happened,

2: You're probably right.

1: Ha-ha, I really wanted to peace you off.

2: Obviously. (uff) You always wish things that are just simple.

1: It's awesome. I won, now we get to "Willy Waggle", yeah?

2: I've never said...

1: Are you sure? (...)

2: Hang on...

1: I think we should Willy Waggle.

(snugging, snugging)

2. Cook! Cook! This isn't right.

1: What?

2: Sorry, It's just this isn't a go.

1: Okay.

2: It's that all, you're not going to convince me? Most of the boys do that.

1: I'm not those guys, you fancy me, I'm cool with it. So, there's a reason you didn't fuck me and I hope it's a good one. You're, you know... Clever.

2: You're not the guy the people say, are you Cook? (smiling)

1: Fuck you (laughing)

2: Fuck you ever.

&

+: You've notice how quiet it is ?

-: You hit them out ?

+: Probably it'll take a few days to clean the house. What did you want to talk about this morning?

-: Is anyone here?

+: just some man who seemed, you wanted back in my bed. Is very funny for an irish man.

-: It is peaceful.

+:Yes.

-: Did I tell you how angry I was when I found out I was pregnant with you?

+: This is going to cheer me up? Cause I need cheering up, okay?

-: Getting' there... I've met the man of my dreams, I wanted to travel the world, fuck on every beach in India, be in love and then I found I was pregnant.

+: I can give any apologize?

-: And, you know, you're father turned out to be a shitty little prick and it was all a little bit rubbish, until you made my life complete and, actually, rather fucking wonderful.

+: I did that?

-: I didn't expect that hit. People that make us happy are never the people that you expect. So when you find someone, you've got to keep it.

(hug)

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(ring)

A: I'm not going to open the door. My face is a bit fluffy, I've been... Crying a bit.

B: I don't care. (sits at the door)

A: (sits too, but inside her house)

B: I do want someone, I need someone. You're right.

A: And?

B: And, (crying) when I'm with you, I feel like a better person. I feel happier, less... Alone. Less lonely. But it's not as simple as it seems, is it? Being with someone.

A: Isn't it?

B: No, I mean, I don't know... I mean I don't think so. Can we stay like this? For a bit?

A: Yes... Yes... For a bit.